| January 03, 2006 | Like Food For Dog |
| January 09, 2006 | Abattoir Blues |
| January 16, 2006 | Spurl, bring me a piece of ham, would you? |
| January 23, 2006 | It Tends To Its Garden |
| February 13, 2006 | Whence Lawrence Welk |
| February 27, 2006 | Helvetian Shakedown |
| July 17, 2006 | Dome Override |
| July 24, 2006 | Save A Prayer |
| July 31, 2006 | Party Bowels |
| August 21, 2006 | Schnitzerland |
| August 28, 2006 | Henry Rollins = Bill O'Reilly |
| September 11, 2006 | Cheese Fire Drop Two Seven |
| September 18, 2006 | Awkward Situation #233b |
| September 25, 2006 | No, Let's Listen to What The Chimp Is Saying... |
| October 02, 2006 | Buzz... Or Howl... or whatever |
| October 09, 2006 | Must Crap On New Museum |
| October 16, 2006 | Richard Scar |
| October 30, 2006 | Yalestar's Booyahs and Brickbats- Fall '06 |
| November 06, 2006 | The Spawn of Yog Sothath |
| November 20, 2006 | Mall Heat |
| November 27, 2006 | Satan, And On A Related Note, Slayer |
| December 11, 2006 | God damn think tanks... |
| December 18, 2006 | Green Snot Is Called Purulent Rhinitis |