| January 19, 2009 | Fuilhardy |
| January 22, 2009 | It's The Water |
| February 16, 2009 | Call Me Fernando Pendejo |
| April 13, 2009 | Good Times at the Movie Haus |
| April 21, 2009 | Fuck You eWeek: A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Adventure |
| May 18, 2009 | Little Fyodor |
| June 01, 2009 | The Unholy Genius of Maria Bamford |
| June 17, 2009 | 1400cc Quadrozontal! |
| July 16, 2009 | The Uninvited Snake Guest |
| August 18, 2009 | MacBooks and Mao Caps For Everybody!!! |
| August 24, 2009 | Send In The Shrieking Dipshits! |
| October 18, 2009 | A Prescription For America: Let's Us Balkanize! |
| October 26, 2009 | Looks Like We Got Us a Convoy |