Injury Showcase

Alright, after much consternation, I've got these photos from Injury Showcase Weekend in Castle Rock, CO. There's some weird light thing going on in a couple of 'em that I couldn't Photoshop out (and yes, using 'Photoshop' as a verb sucks, just like 'office', 'party', and all those nouns that have unfortunately become verbs), but keep in mind I was using a $129 digital camera.So here they are, with my always-incisive commentary:

Here you see the bionic apparatus holding Scout's wrist in place. He's got four screws holding that contraption on, two up front and two in back.

I wish I could have gotten a better shot, or at least a shot with more normal lighting, but I guess I don't have a grasp on what they call "photography".

At the Tivoli bar where the barmaid Ingvil had us all spellbound. As you can tell, Scout is checking out yalestar.com, like all the hipsters.

Here we are in some grocery store. As a handicapped shopper, Scout was able to make use of the Mart Cartâ„¢, and studiously complied with all local safety regulations.

Another Mart Cart shot. Here, Scout is looking for the new jalapeno-flavored Fiddle Faddleâ„¢ that he heard about.

Here, Scout is trying on some wraparound sun goggles.

Scout pensively takes in the panoramic view from atop Castle Rock, a large sandstone monolith about 20 miles south of Denver. Hey, is that his ass?

Slick Rick Stoddart was all smiles after I bought him a Big Hunkâ„¢.

Here's the dudes in a seedy yet delicious Indian restaurant. That's a cool painting in the background, made even cooler by the Mylarâ„¢ 'Happy Birthday' banner.

Some of the more sensitive readers are probably astounded at the insensitivity displayed here. Don't worry, little shaver, nobody was deprived the use of a Mart Cart, and most importantly, no old people got hurt.

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