War & Fudge
Dang, I'm busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor lately. Thus, I leave you with these two curiosities:
Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers.
Curious, isn't it, how Kenny Rogers has a look so distinctive that everyone knows of someone in their daily lives that resembles Kenny Rogers.
My favorites so far are Freaky Mullet Kenny and Neckless Kenny:

and then:
Amazon Text Stats In its insidious quest to become the one-stop repository for every tidbit of knowledge that ever existed, Amazon has implemented this new feature on some of its books.
For example, dig this link to War & Peace. Mid-page, there's a Concordance section, which gives a visual represenation of the number of occurrences of words, excluding and, the, etc. Then if you hover over a word with the mouse, it tells you the number of occurrences. If you click it, you get a contextual report of all the occurrences.
Just below Concordance is the Text Stats thing, which shows not only the number of words, but a variety of readability indices:
* The Fog Index was developed by Robert Gunning. It indicates the number of years of formal education required to read and understand a passage of text. A score between 7 and 8 is considered ideal, while a score above 12 is considered difficult to read.
* The Flesch Index, developed in 1940 by Dr. Rudolph Flesch, is another indicator of reading ease. The score returned is based on a 100 point scale, with 100 being easiest to read. Scores between 90 and 100 are appropriate for 5th and 6th graders, while a college degree is considered necessary to understand text with a score between 0 and 30.
* The Flesch-Kincaid Index is a refinement to the Flesch Index that tries to relate the score to a U.S. grade level. For example, text with a Flesch-Kincaid score of 10.1 would be considered suitable for someone with a 10th grade or higher reading level.
from the Flesch Index:
"a college degree is considered necessary to understand text with a score between 0 and 30."
War & Peace has a Flesch Index of 59.1!
By contrast, Judy Blume's "Superfudge", one of my favorite books from elementary school has the following:
Fog Index: 5.0
Flesch Index: 83.3
Syllables/Word: 1.4
Flesch-Kincaid Index: 3.6
I'm not prepared to perform any sort of lexical analysis here, but it's interesting that Superfudge and War & Peace both have the same average number of syllables per word, eh?
Another queeriosity is the Concordance section on Superfudge: one of the most common words is "asked," whereas in War & Peace, one of the most common words is "said." What can this mean? And there are 74 occurrences of "worms"!
I just moved to Parker (south of Denver) and stopped for the firt time into my local Kentucky Fried Taco Bell. Whilst waiting in line the quarter vending machines that spit out stickers and bouncey balls caught my eye. There, behind the greasy fingerprint-smudged glass was two rows of stickers. The first, a bunch of stickers with hokey greeting card drawings captioned with "Thank You God..." sayings (as in "Thank You God for making me so special"...with a drawing of a crippled kid in a wheel chair). The second row was a bunch of monkey stickers...some of the doing the "calvin (of calvin & hobbes) crotch grab/middle finger" and others holding a tin cup out begging for you to "spank the monkey".
What the fuck?! That juxtaposition just solidifies my feelng that I moved someplace a little wierd...All that was missing was the bumper sticker that reads "If you don't love our flag, then move to France" (I shit you not...a sticker I saw on one of my morning commutes)...
- Jesus Monkeys June 22, 2005 20:11And I guess to wrap this all into this week's topic, the Flesch-Kincaid Grade leve of above entry is 9.7 and its Flesch Reading Ease is 69.7 (thanks Bill Gates/Microsoft Word)...and includes numerous spellng/grammar errors.
- Jesus Monkey's Ressurection June 22, 2005 20:16both those guys in the photos look like george lucas?
- None noted June 23, 2005 12:05